Tenkan

Welcome to Canterlot, Danny! I'm Tenkan and I think you've come to the perfect place!

Conor!

*Leaps in the air*

Glad to see you back, my friend!

I actually thought you were gone for good!

*Crawls out of his tank*

Goodness...I... can't explain...how exhausted I am right now...

...and it's all thanks to bureaucracy...

Well, that's just great.

*Flies to the top of his tank*

I'm gonna head to bed.

I hope you're happy, because we just lost a good friend.

*Jumps in and shuts the lid*

*A muffled good night is heard*

Colonel Conor! I didn't give you a rank for no reason, pal!

*Looks at tank keys*

I didn't have these spare keys for no reason...

Nevermind....

I'll...just leave....

Wait. No! Don't be weak, dude!

Yeah........

*Waves hooves*

Woah, woah, Fawkes, let's not start this again.

Then why did everyone purposely turn on me....

When Fawkes said I was wrong, all he had to do was show me why...

Not drag it out like this so I'd feel really bad when I did see proof....

And Angie called me stupid....that hurt man...

*Hugs Tenkan*

That's life, bro. Ponies hurt other ponies, sometimes. You gotta let it go.

No I wasn't Tenkan!

All I said was absolute crap!

Now...if you'll excuse me....

*GOES TO CORNER TO CRY*

*Walks to corner*

Come on, dude. Your killing my happy mood, 'cause I hate seeing others cry.

Manners, Fawkes!

No!

*Pushes Fawkes away*

If you guys are so quick to turn on me like that then I might as well not be here!

It's okay, Conor. We all make mistakes.

Hey, at least you were on to something, right?

Wait....

...so....I was wrong?!

Stand back and do not despair, everypony!

I will solve this mystery in no time!

Or my name isn't Tenkan the Tank Technician-- --I mean, investigator. Tenkan the investigator, heh.

*Puts on Sherlock Holmes hat and walks up to the mysterious new comer, stroking his chin*

Hmmm...

*Glares intently*

...this pony...

...'s name is Eclipsed Aria!!!!

*Sigh*

Guess I'm not cut out for the family business, then.

*Tosses hat aside*

GOODNESS---

*Spills tea on self*

Aria outta' nowhere!

So the mystery...is now history?

*Chuckles to self*

OBJECTION!

Nah, the American prison system doesn't allow guards to do anything fun like that anymore.

Fun?

Fffffffun?!

*Shudders*

I'll try my best to not make a joke out of it.

The guy who did this is a genius! 'This is Haloween' put into Portal 2.

Acoustic Brony's work is unforgettably epic!

My notes!

Notes on Corrections and punishment systems in prisons...

aaaand Imagination being attacked by a bear, who has a plate of pancakes as an accomplice! And me gusta face, cuz I like pancakes. But I didn't draw the me gusta face.

Corrections and...punishment systems?

Like...waterboarding?

Me no gusta! D:

I take good notes.

Imagination, what is this? xD

*Spits tea*

Could it be?!

*Slurps tea*

Apparently you're many things, Tenkan

Yeah! I'm many things that start with T!

Except a Twirly Toothbrush.

As a matter of fact...

I've just discovered evidence to prove who Aria really is

Yeah! Aria's Aria, right?

I'm sure of it, man.

I'd like tea!

They don't call me Tenkan the Tea Taker for nothing!

*Facehoof*

Brilliant deduction Tenkan....

You're welcome, Colonel.

Do you? I find it more rewarding to let everypony reach their conclusions through their own deductions

Stand back and do not despair, everypony!

I will solve this mystery in no time!

Or my name isn't Tenkan the Tank Technician-- --I mean, investigator. Tenkan the investigator, heh.

*Puts on Sherlock Holmes hat and walks up to the mysterious new comer, stroking his chin*

Hmmm...

*Glares intently*

...this pony...

...'s name is Eclipsed Aria!!!!

Ted the Tortoise. Such an adventurer he was.

TPBM drives a car.