Tenkan

*Tenkan, due to his marvelous short attention spam, is still sitting in the gunner's seat of the tank, playing around with the controls*

Wow...this things got, like, everything! It's even got an air conditioner. Awesome sauce!

*Starts to turn the canon in circles*

Aweeeeeeeeeeeheheheeeeeee!

Okay, I can only hold myself from pulling the trigger for so long...so...erm...

*Pulls trigger*

BOOOYAAAA, BABY!

*A loud bang is heard as the buffalo tank fires a shell towards Fawke's throne*

i think you dont understand... Eldritch Abominations, or Cosmic Horrors, are not simply creatures that look horrible on a metaphorically cosmic scale. They are alien madness-inducing reality warpers who literally ARE horrible on a cosmic scale. Eldritch is not just anything that looks like an ugly mashup of different kinds of Body Horror. What actually defines the Eldritch Abominations (or as we puny Homo Sapiens can only define them) is their defiance of natural law, as humans understand it. They are the things that should not be, the ultimate aliens. It is this that makes them abominable, and it is this that horrifies and reduces to gibbering madness all but the strongest of those who encounter them.

a measley tank cannon against something like that....

Oh YEAH?!

*Hops into the tank and aims the cannon right at the throne*

These controls aren't so complicated...I'm kinda getting the hang of them.

*Was actually noticing he still has a chipped tooth*

*Licks the extra space between his teeth*

Aah, that sucks...

when you become an Eldritch conossieur (or however you spell that crap) you can recognize one from afar....

ohhai tenkan, stop ninjaing people, for Celestia's sake

Ninjaing? Me? I don't even---

TENKAN BLOW THAT THRONE TO THE MOON!

Stop bossing me around!

Sheesh!

Bossy...

yeaaahhh, tenkan will have problems with that...

There are no words that can encompass such disgusting foulness, not in English or any other human tongue. They are The Other. The Inconceivable. Alien beyond comprehension, their sole existence is an affront to all reason. We could speak of painfully dissonant noises and nauseating colours, ichor-dripping vermiform tentacles and abyssal yonic voids, or complex mathematical geometries, but those are mere superficialities. Monstrous and sick though these stigmata are, they do not define the abominations; they are merely among some of the more common symptoms of their underlying wrongness.

Heh, are you saying that------------oh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww, dude!

*Opens lid*

Should install a rest-room---WHAT THE....?!

*Lowers head back into tank and seals himself in for rest of the night*

*Pops his head out of the top of the tank*

lolwat

Welcome to Canterot, Leliya! I'm Tenkan, and I have a feeling you'll find this place an awesome abode for everything pony!!! Have a blast!

I'm not riding in that thing. No way, ho-zay.

Wait, was that a fridge?

*Clumsily climbs back into the tank*

Blah! What is this?!

*Flies out of the tank*

This is no pony-friendly tank!

*Points on a red buffalo insignia on the side of the tank*

I can't drive this thing.

*Kicks tank*

Stupid design...stupid buffalo design!

So Tenkan, do you know how to drive this thing?

Why sure!

*Flies over to the top of the tank and enters into the cockpit*

Wohoo! New tanky!

*Hears beep*

Celestia, save us... { B > l }

*Shrugs and sits on the ground in dismay, flailing his arms*

Whatever. I'll agree to your terms!

...I just want my sweet old tanky back.

I didn't want to get involved in all this side choosing and fighting and what not.

*Backs away from Conor*

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

*Turns to Micro*

Dude! I ain't going out like this!

Don't stand for it! They did this. And not they want to raise an empire on our failure. We must resist and rebel!

*nods in agreement and points his hoof*

We need a plan.

Wait, what was that?

*looks around*

Tenkan?! Is that you?

*Head turns away from Micro and darts towards Colton*

Err...no!

*Crouches in his place to hide himself*

*Tenkan watches in the foreground, covered in dust and dirt after the explosion*

Goodness!

I should have seen this! It was a hidden plot all along! A conspiracy to change the tides of power...

*facehoof*

Blah, I'm such a gullible pony!

My delicate nose senses are tingling!

Hit the dirt!

*Runs and spreads his wings, gliding a distance before eventually hitting the ground, chipping a tooth*

Blurg!

With your quoted outlook on life, I believe you'll definitely discover that the world is a better place, as long as you stick to what you believe in.

I leave this thread to attend to my garden for ONE SECOND and I come to discover that my love has been...TAKEN AWAY FROM ME?!

Have these ponies no mercy?!

*Drops on his knees and sobs over a picture of his favorite tanky*

Ah Tenkan, so nice to see you even during this war

Indeed, nice to see you too! Such lovely weather!

Is it now? Isn't he the one that drives the tank?

Silence, conspirator! I shan't have you meddling in my affairs for victory!

GENTLEMEN

(Those in bold were seriously my favorites)

CN - Dexter's Laboratory, Time Squad,Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, I Am Weasel, Cow and Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd n Eddy, The Powerpuff Girls!

Disney Channel - The Lion King's Timon and Pumbaa, Fillmore!, The Legend of Tarzan, Duck Tales, Aladdin, Darkwing Duck, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long, Dave the Barbarian, Lloyd in Space.

I feel quite proud to have experienced such awesome/hilarious cartoons.

*Sighs*

Cartoon Network used to be so good. Same goes for Disney Channel and Nick. Those were the good old days.

*Drinks tea, then spits it out in shock*

Won two platinum trophies?!

RESPECT!!

I love this thread so much.

Now love me back, and make me win this.