BlindJester

That's supposed to be what happens when you reach near the speed of light. It's not a distortion of light, it's the actual shape and size of somepony moving that fast. Carl Sagan explains: I know it's nothing freaky I was just saying it still looked a little silly because I imagine Pinkie was breaking the walls again.

Welcome to our great and fabulous forum that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester I will be your new buddy here on these forums! I have two standard questions I like to ask every new Brony! 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in our wonderful RP forum? If the answer is Yes then I can't wait to see you around on the RP forums If no then that's okay we have plenty of wonder topics and forums to satisfy you pony need! You should check out the rules and see how this forum works! You also need 5 posts here before you can go elsewhere this gives you the opportunity to greet all our other new bronies Don't be afraid to ask our great staff any questions you may have Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay You can find the rules and more stuff in the Getting Started Section

MelodySpark noticed that the crowd was thinning out as much as she enjoyed being in the presence of the Princess she decided she should check out the rest of the Gala since the night was almost over. Melody turned towards Princess Luna and bowed low "Thank you for the lovely chat we had Princess I hope we may meet again sometime" she stood up straight and left the gardens heading towards the Ballroom for that's where she was going to meet her date. ((Had fun with everypony hope we can all do this again sometime~))

This is a great start but there are a few tweaks you need to make with this peace loving pony. How did he get his cutie-mark? What's his village like? Is there a particular reason why they normally don't leave the village? Where are his parents and how did they feel about him leaving? Was there anything that inspired him to do what no pony in his village has done before? Has he learned anything important on his journey so far? Where has he been and where else does he plan to go next? I just want to know more about this amazing pony

Music: Ke$ha and Brittany Spears(Yes even her new music)

That's okay we have plenty of other things to entertain your brony needs.

Welcome to our great and fabulous forum that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester I will be your new buddy here on these forums! I have two standard questions I like to ask every new Brony! 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in our wonderful RP forum? If the answer is Yes then I can't wait to see you around on the RP forums If no then that's okay we have plenty of wonder topics and forums to satisfy you pony need! You should check out the rules and see how this forum works! You also need 5 posts here before you can go elsewhere this gives you the opportunity to greet all our other new bronies Don't be afraid to ask our great staff any questions you may have Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay You can find the rules and more stuff in the Getting Started Section

Nothing strange by pinkie's standard but I still think it's funny.

Welcome to our great and fabulous forum that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester I will be your new buddy here on these forums! I have two standard questions I like to ask every new Brony! 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in our wonderful RP forum? If the answer is Yes then I can't wait to see you around on the RP forums If no then that's okay we have plenty of wonder topics and forums to satisfy you pony need! As pointed out by Apple you should check out the rules and see how this forum works! You also need 5 posts here before you can go elsewhere this gives you the opportunity to greet all our other new bronies Don't be afraid to ask our great staff any questions you may have Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay Sent from my EVO Shift using Tapatalk

Aw ah well I can't wait to see your work!

Welcome to the great and wonderful forums that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester and I will be your new friend here on these forums I have two standard questions I like to ask every new brony 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in the RPing goodness that is Canterlot? If the answer is yes then I hope to see you around on the RPing forums! If the answer is no that's okay! We have plenty of other threads that will give you all the pony love you need! Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay Also please don't be afraid to ask staff questions if you need help quick tip you need to post 5 times in the intro thread before you're allowed anywhere else. Are you the pony who made all those awesome models of fluttershy and Rarity and did the pony trophies? O_O

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"You're smarter than I thought." CookieSweets commented while thinking how everything has gone so smoothly even with the Zephyr thing. She levitated the glass to her muzzle taking a long swig of it "Well I'm glad I past your expectations of who you see me as. I must admit you're more cunning than I previously believed. You have brains, looks and charm quite hard to come by." she froze for a moment Cookie didn't mean to have said that aloud taking another swig and finishing it and grabbed another one from another passing waitress 'It must be the drink . . . ah well it's to good to stop now.' she thought. "Well actually I run a little store in Manehatten called Sweet Cookie I sell all sorts of varied cookies and even do custom made ones and before you say it yes I know the name of my shop is corny but at the time I thought it was cute."

Welcome to the great and wonderful forums that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester and I will be your new friend here on these forums I have two standard questions I like to ask every new brony 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in the RPing goodness that is Canterlot? If the answer is yes then I hope to see you around on the RPing forums! If the answer is no that's okay! We have plenty of other threads that will give you all the pony love you need! Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay Also please don't be afraid to ask staff questions if you need help quick tip you need to post 5 times in the intro thread before you're allowed anywhere else.

Once Clay took got comfortable Melody did the same, sitting back on her haunches while listening intently to the speaker. MelodySpark nodded at the appropriate times as he spoke she was quite interested in what he said about stylized clouds near his home 'I bet it must be pretty cool to walk on clouds and shape them into whatever a pony wants' she thought blissfully for a moment imagining herself with wings instead of a horn being able to fly anywhere she wanted when she wanted instead of walking. Melody's attention snapped back to Clay when he started to ask her questions and began to blush heavily when he called her beautiful "W-well I originated from Manehatten and um..." she paused for a moment to compose herself her heart beating fast from the compliment after Melody calmed herself she continued "What I like to do in my spare time is running I enjoy feeling the wind in my mane. I also like to go shopping in different areas like in Appleloosa, not that I've been there yet but I would love to travel all over Equestria really." she thought about all the places she wanted to visit Hoofington, Fillydelphia and many more "I've always dreamed of traveling but I don't know what I would do when I get there and wouldn't know anypony so I'll be stuck in Manehatten for a while. Is there anything else you would like to ask me?"

As CookieSweets followed the pegasus to the V.I.P section she couldn't help but feel excited she's never done anything like this before and when they were approaching the rope the adrenaline rush was outstanding! She started to wonder why she never tried anything this daring before, either way she was happy to have met this eccentric stallion. 'If he gives us trouble act upset' she repeated to herself when it was their turn in line Cookie gave the bouncer a calm and sweet smile as he asked Thunder for his name, but then when the bouncer and him went to the side to have a little chat she took in everything the wonderbolts and the other high class ponies by the time the two got back she was pawing at the ground with her hooves ready to get inside. Once they passed the bouncer and went far away from the rope Cookie asked "So we're in and almost everypony who is anypony is here. What else do you have in store for this scheme of yours?"

Actually I think that was my fault. I got confused and gave the wrong age. Sorry.

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Long is fine for as long as it keeps the important elements :heart:

Welcome to the great and wonderful forums that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester and I will be your new friend here on these forums I have two standard questions I like to ask every new brony 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in the RPing goodness that is Canterlot? If the answer is yes then I hope to see you around on the RPing forums! If the answer is no that's okay! We have plenty of other threads that will give you all the pony love you need! Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay Also please don't be afraid to ask staff questions if you need help quick tip you need to post 5 times in the intro thread before you're allowed anywhere else.

Welcome to the great and wonderful forums that is Canterlot! My name is PaintedWings BlindJester and I will be your new friend here on these forums I have two standard questions I like to ask every new brony 1. Do you RP? 2. Do you plan to participate in the RPing goodness that is Canterlot? If the answer is yes then I hope to see you around on the RPing forums! If the answer is no that's okay! We have plenty of other threads that will give you all the pony love you need! Anyway welcome to the herd and I hope you enjoy your stay Also please don't be afraid to ask staff questions if you need help quick tip you need to post 5 times in the intro thread before you're allowed anywhere else. Why did the chicken cross the road?

You were suppose to talk about how you wanted to Thanks Princess Celestia and stuff! D: -stomps anyway- Best speech everz