tyler008bon

a few romance things I hate in any fanfiction are needless romances, an unworkable romances, or only phyiscal romances.

Some are painful to read, and in my last forum (filled with younger teenagers or preteens) Person X Person fanfictions literally took up 3/4 of the fanfiction section. I reviewed them all and regretted reading 19/20 of those fanfictions. Or course, that won't happen here, but I am just throwing my two-fifty cents out there.

SUDDENLY LORD OF THE FORCES OF ORDER.

I wonder what Fawkes thinks of this drastic change.

Oh God. I love you guys. Mortal Kombat. I love that game. <3

FINISH HIM.

You know what? We should all have a champion. I have Raiden, Davvy has Thor, Aria has herself, anyone else want to join in?

sigh...Envy does not make things better.

You know what, screw this

*snaps fingers and watches as Raiden teleports in front of Aria*

He owed me a favor.

...is that why you told Peggly to give you CHAINS as a weapon?

Like... CQC chains?

LIKE... AS CLOSE AS CLOSE-RANGE COMBAT GETS, KINDA CHAINS? >:I

For some reason, I almost cried laughing after reading this.

Unfortunately for you, I recognize my limitations and don't try to exceed them to my own detriment. Such taunts are fairly useless against me. Besides, I'd never shoot someone at close range. Blades are so much more elegant and clean.

This is not the time for your war ethics, Fawkes! Snipers like myself provide necessary contributions to any combat unit. Besides, I'm too fragile for mid or close-range combat. Always do what you're best at.

Oh, and the aforementioned Barrett .50cal Tyler. It's my baby.

If you want to kill me, then at least either nuke me (mentioned above) or shoot me with a pistol while looking me in the eyes.

Snipers are cowards.

Jus sayin' :I

It depends, where are you aiming, and with what weapon?

To be mortal you have to stay dead after being murdered, IMHO.

Aah, but that is the true question, isn't it?

Has Fawkes ever truely been murdered?

Find out more on the next thrilling episode of Fawkes: God or Mortal.

...And that was the glorious moment when Conor murdered you.

ANOTHER example of Fawkes' crippling mortality!

For you Tyler... I kind of imagine one of those voices that try to tell you what you believe is wrong and that you should trust something else. Similar to Penumbra, just not quite as sweetly demented.

You are almost spot on!

Just add a pinch of alergies.

You are... Hard to describe, I would say an overexagerative princess.

I said ignores, meaning you never see them.

I mean who knows, maybe the teacher (forgot his name) is a complete pervert that asked for every hot girl to be in his class.

And sorry, but I don't see Hanako (bacon girl) as a supermodel. Few people can get passed the burns.

I'm not complaining. Though this does seem to be the school for future super models with disabilities.

No, the story just ignores anyone that isn't attractive.

In completely unrelated news, I tried to hit on the armless painter girl, but looks like I'll end up with the legless runner girl. Weird how that works out. :I

Oh Gawd, dat Katawa Shoujo

You will love Emi, I assure you.

Crud.

Boudle post.

I Portals most.

The history of this place is really something else,

I would trade a bag of skittles for a house.

This is my favorite quote at the moment.

ANGIE.

LOOKIT DIS PONY.

He's just rainin' arts down all over the place.

IT'S LIKE HE HAS EIGHT HANDS.

HES AN ARTOPUS.

I think someponys tryin' ta take your place as resident artist >:3

I... I like this new pony~

He's got dat mane.

And dat humor.

And he's dat artopus~

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM, SULVIE.

I CLAIM HIM FOR THE MADMEN~ >:3

So out of jealosy, Angie became a squid?

Alright!

Wilden

Experience and skill:

-Years of hunting and hardship made Wilden an extremely fast hunter.

-With one eye, Wilden's body had to compensate and adapt. He hears, feels, smells, and (in his good eye) sees (barely) better than most other wolves.

-Learning to survive in a world filled with predators and competition for food has forced Wilden to learn how to focus on weak spots when fighting larger enemies, giving him a small advantage.

-Being a wolf, Wilden is stronger than most ponies and more capable in battle, being used to it.

Weapons:

-His claws and teeth are all he needs

Disadvantages:

-In a recent battle, Wilden lost one of his hind legs.

-Wilden is blind in his left eye from a scar he got a long time ago.

-Wilden is stubborn, and few things but death itself could make him leave a battle. If he is brought into a battle, he will fight and not back down(He won't, however, run into batle needlessly unless the enemy knows where he is. If Wilden can sneak around an enemy or ambush it, he is likely to).

What the title said.

Basically when I read certain posts, I hear voices (some strange, new voices and some that came from TV show characters) that talk as I read.

ex. Fawkes has the voice of the creature Rarity gave her tail to.

So how do you imagine other people's voices? If you don't, does that mean something is wrong with me?

yes. yes I am. nice of you to notice!

I was gonna say that monsters would have power levels up to 20 plus whatever type of means they had for attack.

so say a pure blooded dragon: base power(scale armor)- 19

weapon power (teeth/claws/tail)- 18

so a monster would total out much higher, an average full grown dragon with a total of 37 over twice what Crescent's power level is.

Oh, okay. That makes more sense. So by that logic two Crescents and one of the Cake twins (lets say power level 1) could tie with it.

(note, that was only an observation, not making fun of the idea)

So what would everyone's power level be?