tyler008bon

6 exempted exams, sadly the only two I can't exempt are on the last day of school

"Mr. Brack! Mr. Brack!" Amy yelled, her mouth filled with the sweet sweet taste of donut. "I brought donuts since you didn't have breakfast!" She finished as the chewing of the donut was complete, she proceded to swallow moments later. "Huh, that's funny," She started, staring at him as she did. "You don't look any more girly..." She smelled him, and he smelled worse than usual. "You don't smell girly," she said as she covered her nose. She thought for a moment, and the realization hit her like a brick wall, "you must TASTE girly!" She proceded to lick him and gag. "Nope, not that either. Say, what is that on your back?" She proceded to change the subject extremely quickly.

((Yes, I know it says Mr. Brack))

Tyler, where was it? I believe you're in Texas.

Also, why do you ask?

I was also going to ask if you went to church camp this previous summer, but it doesn't sound like it. And because you remind me A LOT of a friend from there.

Ehh, It's really nothing. I just can't seem to play guitar all that well these last few days, and with these silly dreams of becoming a Country Musician, It's just getting on my nerves. I CAN'T MAKE THE MUSICZ IF I CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT. but they're just dreams, I'm not expecting anything big. (it'd be totally awesome) I wanna be the next Josh Abb...I NEED TO BE QUIET. :I

"I can't sleep, I'm dreaming way tooloud."

Hey are you baptist?

PONIES, MY FRIENDS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS AND GIRLS DO WHEN YOU'RE SAD TO CHEER UP.

Shoots things with my bow and arrows.

Walk around.

Read a happy story.

Write.

Sleep.

Watch MLP.

Are you sad? You shouldn't be sad. Texas hasn't been taken over yet.

I'll give you a guess

...

.....

it's not Penumbra.

Appy...

Appliance...

Nope! No connection there!

Appy?

As she skipped the way to Enchant, Amy wondered what Mr. Black was up to, giggled, and skipped a bit faster. Leafy gladly gave her directions and asked about Red's snoring. "Don't worry about that! Its only bad if he has a nightmare!" Amy remembered saying in her always cheerful manner. It turned out that Enchant was on one side of Canterlot while Black Metalworks was on the other, and Leafy's instructions made all the difference in the chaotic streets. "The Princess needs to do something about all of these streets, maybe send the creator to the moon!" She giggled to her own joke.

After a few more minutes Amy spotted a donut shop and decided to get Mr. Black a snack or two, since he seemed to not eat during his time in the mine.

"Just three donuts, please," She said to the nice cashier. In a jiffy she lost some money, gained some donuts and instructions, and headed out.

You just remind me of a less demented version of my friend Waivy (Raiven).

Much, much, much less demented.

this

..

calls..

..for

..a

MAKEOVER! PENUMBA STYLE!!!

which is just red, white and black.

..

But in all srsness.

I put eye shadow on the other week.

..

I found it humorous.

And you wonder why I mistook you for a girl...

the weirdest thing I've ever found in my bed was a bloodstain on my pillow

my face was bleeding

I was doing an art project on my bed and fell asleep on my scissors

I once did something similar.

Of course I was using a desk and a knife instead.

I was once told that I can fall asleep anywhere.

School bus (check)

Plane (check)

Every room in my house (check)

The floor, table, and desk in the living room (check)

Helicopter (check, and boy was that money worth it)

Car (check)

Car while driving (I don't wanna talk about it)

The knife one was my favorite.

I once had a dream where a hundred bees attacked and stung me. A bee stung me at Sam's later that day.

*taps empty tea glass*

More tea please!

Also, if there are princes, princesses, and such, who are the kings and queens?

trots into the thread with my tea tray-

-sips tea-

Thank you kindly, I needed that.

Fawkes, would you kindly post?

Thanks for the new avatar!

Dear Shyshy,

How is your day going?

How did you get your username?

What kind of medical degree are you getting?

Dear Shyshy,

Who would you rather fight,

Discord,

a Changling Army,

or Nightmare Moon?

I need some tea...

we pretty much all clopped, but afterwards Fawkes squirted stuff on us.

What stuff? Ketchup? Mayo? Mustard?

Yes. Yes I did.

Who else?

*Wakes up*

Ugh, what did I miss?

Because people haven't made any...

I'm totally saying we should do it. What's wrong with liking things? It would be awfully facist to tell us that we can't like things.

What if (for some odd reason) it offends the mods and admins?

And I'm only warning you.