Cathalos Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 would you take me? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 But of course! Link to comment
Cathalos Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 cool. why wont my mum allow me to chew on things? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ah, a simple question. Your mother will not let you chew on things because she is one of the few people who know that chewing on things causes more injuries than falling vending machines and walrus attacks combined. It really is a risky game, chewing things. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 do you live in a house or what? what happens when you need to open the door and theres some old guy sitting on his porch staring at your door? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 A house? Yes, I live in a house. As for the solicitor problem, I usually call up security to handle it for me.By which I mean I call upon my roommate.By which I mean I grab the scarecrow in my closet and mimic a poor British accent. At least there's the laser defense system.By which I mean a lawn flamingo which I poke the more stubborn solicitors with until they panic and run. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 you ever thought of taking them and then making them dig an underground replica of the grand canyon? with spoons? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Two steps ahead of you, my dear Cathalos!You see, I've already dug out a model of the grand canyon with spoons. To scale of course. And it looks more like a crater than a canyon, but no one is judging for accuracy. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 scale or actual size?do you know how happy it makes me that you said that line and didn't call me cathy? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 to answer your questions in order1) Scale. I lack the permits and lands to do anything larger than a five-by-five replica2) I think I have a good idea, judging from the context in the question. Link to comment
Cadabra Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Hugs, kisses, or Swedish fishes? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted November 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Kisses, easily. Haven't you had those little chocolates? Delicious! Link to comment
Cadabra Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Love 'em! Do you have a favorite candy? Link to comment
Cathalos Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 do you like socks? Link to comment
Cadabra Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 What's so bad it's good? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted December 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Gah! Question overload!Cathalos - Socks are simply so stunningly superb its almost surprisingly strange.Cadabra 1st question - A favorite candy of mine would have to be an old little thing called a Wonder Ball. Shame they stopped making 'em.2nd question - Puns. Puns are simply so awful, so lazy, so borderline uncreative... that they're actually just as close to genius. Just as long as they aren't pun-ishable by law. Link to comment
Cadabra Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Gah! Question overload!Cathalos - Socks are simply so stunningly superb its almost surprisingly strange.Cadabra 1st question - A favorite candy of mine would have to be an old little thing called a Wonder Ball. Shame they stopped making 'em.2nd question - Puns. Puns are simply so awful, so lazy, so borderline uncreative... that they're actually just as close to genius. Just as long as they aren't pun-ishable by law.Wonderballs were AWESOME! You ever wonder what was in your Wonderball? (Don't pun-nish me too fiercely.)Is it just me or are all the tasty tidbits of our childhood going up in economic fire? I know people are getting more health conscience these days, but government food regulations are gerting a little ridiculous. The Obamas are all for government approved chicken nuggets in school. Think our kids will one day wax poetic about government nuggets? Well, that got dark quickly. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 can you go back in time and kick 13 year old me for being 13? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted December 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Well, maybe. But then you'd have a negative opinion of me for kicking you when you were 13, and that wouldn't get us anywhere. Not to mention it would cause all sorts of problems with the wibbly wobbly time sphere. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 after experiencing what i experienced today, i would not have a problem with the memory of being kicked as long as i knew it was for this purpose. so please? Link to comment
Cadabra Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Can I have your liver then? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted December 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 after experiencing what i experienced today, i would not have a problem with the memory of being kicked as long as i knew it was for this purpose. so please?Oh, if only because you said please. Now, if you don't have any memories of a random person kicking you as a thirteen year old, chances are I kicked the wrong person. But I'll certainly try!Can I have your liver then?I apologize, I'm rather fond of my liver. I even named him Larry. Larry the liver. Yes. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 where do you buy your tomatoes? Link to comment
TheInvisiblePony Posted December 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Same place I buy my Tah-maw-toes, of course.I also buy my potatoes and pa-tah-toes there too. 'There' being the semantics supermarket Link to comment
Cathalos Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 who was in charge last night and how can i make him stop breathing without getting caught? Link to comment
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