Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oh hai fawkes........wait a secondAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!GUYS HELP! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *spiders pour down from the screeching maw and descend upon Conor* Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Guys seriously I NEED HELP!TENKAN WAKE UP FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE! Link to comment
MicroChip Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I would have warned you, but I found something shiny.Sorry. Link to comment
BlackFang Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 ....and there's also that.... Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Thats wonderful Micro, can you please HELP ME! Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I make mistakes all the time Fang, ask Nomandy.Just GET ME OUT OF THIS PLEASE! Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *a blast of flame erupts from the maw before closing**the spiders burst into popcorn kernels**the armrest lets go* Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *jumps off throne panting*Thanks guys!What was that all about? Link to comment
Tenkan Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *Opens lid*Should install a rest-room---WHAT THE....?! Link to comment
BlackFang Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 when you become an Eldritch conossieur (or however you spell that crap) you can recognize one from afar....ohhai tenkan, stop ninjaing people, for Celestia's sake Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 TENKAN BLOW THAT THRONE TO THE MOON! Link to comment
BlackFang Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 yeaaahhh, tenkan will have problems with that...There are no words that can encompass such disgusting foulness, not in English or any other human tongue. They are The Other. The Inconceivable. Alien beyond comprehension, their sole existence is an affront to all reason. We could speak of painfully dissonant noises and nauseating colours, ichor-dripping vermiform tentacles and abyssal yonic voids, or complex mathematical geometries, but those are mere superficialities. Monstrous and sick though these stigmata are, they do not define the abominations; they are merely among some of the more common symptoms of their underlying wrongness. Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I meant shoot it with the tank.... Link to comment
Tenkan Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *Was actually noticing he still has a chipped tooth**Licks the extra space between his teeth*Aah, that sucks...when you become an Eldritch conossieur (or however you spell that crap) you can recognize one from afar....ohhai tenkan, stop ninjaing people, for Celestia's sakeNinjaing? Me? I don't even---TENKAN BLOW THAT THRONE TO THE MOON!Stop bossing me around!Sheesh!Bossy...yeaaahhh, tenkan will have problems with that...There are no words that can encompass such disgusting foulness, not in English or any other human tongue. They are The Other. The Inconceivable. Alien beyond comprehension, their sole existence is an affront to all reason. We could speak of painfully dissonant noises and nauseating colours, ichor-dripping vermiform tentacles and abyssal yonic voids, or complex mathematical geometries, but those are mere superficialities. Monstrous and sick though these stigmata are, they do not define the abominations; they are merely among some of the more common symptoms of their underlying wrongness.Heh, are you saying that------------oh.Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww, dude! Link to comment
BlackFang Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 i think you dont understand... Eldritch Abominations, or Cosmic Horrors, are not simply creatures that look horrible on a metaphorically cosmic scale. They are alien madness-inducing reality warpers who literally ARE horrible on a cosmic scale. Eldritch is not just anything that looks like an ugly mashup of different kinds of Body Horror. What actually defines the Eldritch Abominations (or as we puny Homo Sapiens can only define them) is their defiance of natural law, as humans understand it. They are the things that should not be, the ultimate aliens. It is this that makes them abominable, and it is this that horrifies and reduces to gibbering madness all but the strongest of those who encounter them.a measley tank cannon against something like that.... Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm sorry Tenkan, I didn't mean to sound bossy.I'm fine now let's just not touch that throne again. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *throne whispers, unmoving* Link to comment
Tenkan Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 i think you dont understand... Eldritch Abominations, or Cosmic Horrors, are not simply creatures that look horrible on a metaphorically cosmic scale. They are alien madness-inducing reality warpers who literally ARE horrible on a cosmic scale. Eldritch is not just anything that looks like an ugly mashup of different kinds of Body Horror. What actually defines the Eldritch Abominations (or as we puny Homo Sapiens can only define them) is their defiance of natural law, as humans understand it. They are the things that should not be, the ultimate aliens. It is this that makes them abominable, and it is this that horrifies and reduces to gibbering madness all but the strongest of those who encounter them.a measley tank cannon against something like that....Oh YEAH?!*Hops into the tank and aims the cannon right at the throne*These controls aren't so complicated...I'm kinda getting the hang of them. Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 ......what was that Link to comment
BlackFang Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 i really wonder where on earth (or wherever) did fawkes get ahold of that... Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Maybe we should ask him? Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 So Fawkes....I know your here in someway.....where did you get that throne? Link to comment
Tenkan Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Okay, I can only hold myself from pulling the trigger for so long...so...erm...*Pulls trigger*BOOOYAAAA, BABY!*A loud bang is heard as the buffalo tank fires a shell towards Fawke's throne* Link to comment
Conor Colton Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 *looks at explosion*Cool Link to comment
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