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hurrah! my new avi is receiving lots of love! X3

exam week already? my exams don't start until February. even then my only exam this semester is in-class, so my real exams don't start until June

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*tackles Fawkes into apple orchard*

"I'll get to it Noedig! I just gotta to take care of some...unfinished business."

:shifty:

EEP!

*is tackled into apple orchard*

ZE APPLEBUCKING!

EET IZ SO SUDDEN! EET IZ SO VIOLENT!

EET IZ SO... passionate >:3

I love eet~

INTO ZE APPLE ORCHARDS!

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oh yes, I forgot it was friday. that must be why nobody is here :P I have the day off

I probably won't be around for post 5000 :cry: I'm at my aunts tonight because as I said earlier, my parents are out of town. I was excited for that too since I wouldn't be on my mom's crap computer. now I'll be on my aunt's crap computer instead.

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Well Dusty clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share

He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet

And he stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

He stumbled off in to the dirt to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by

One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye

"See yon sleeping Dusty, so strong a handsome built?

I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

I wonder if it's true what he don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Dusty quiet as could be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scotish skirt

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.

Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow

Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Ring-ding didle iidle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Around the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and show

Now Dusty woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees

Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees

And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,

"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o

Ring dye didley i oh

Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize

(hope y'all giggle at this. XD)

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I would bet my life savings.......but I have none.

And just what is going on with Appy Fawkes? oh you dog you :3

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>: |

*smacks Colton on snout with rolled up newspaper*

*smacks him again*

*SMACKS HIM THRICE TIMES*

BUT I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE WHICH I NEED TO MUTILATE INTO TINY, LITTLE PIECES FIRST.

WHAT.

ARE.

YOU.

PONIES.

TALKING ABOUT!?

I hope, I HOPE TO CELESTIA, that you aren't confusing the wondrously alluring Apolline with the ruthlessly powerful, endearingly manipulative, INFINITELY VILE Appliance.

ALSO.

KNOWN.

AS.

APPY~

I told you ponies.

If Appy returned, you WILL feel it in your teeth.

You'll KNOW when she returns.

This isn't me being silly ol' Fawkes.

When Appy returns, YOU. WILL. KNOW.

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