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[Fawkes]

*throney whimpers sadly*

Awwwh, Throney doesn't HATE you!

How could you possibly think he hates you?

From what he tells me...

He hugged you super tight.

He sung you his poetic love ballad.

He gave you a bunch of tickles.

AND he showered you with popcorn?

*pets throne consolingly*

There, there, Throney. It's okay.

Some ponies just have a very odd sense of love and hate.

You'll find the right one... someday.

[Conor Colton]

Uhhh, really?

Oh, well now I feel awful...

Uh, I'm sorry throney, can you forgive me?

[Fawkes]

*throney's footrest springs open*

*from within slides out a hot, pecan pie*

*throney shrieks*

HE SAYS YES! : D

[Conor Colton]

*Grabs pie*

Thanks throney!

For a second there I though you would have never forgave me

[Rocky]

Oooh! Wazat? PIE!?

GIVE ME!

[Fawkes]

*looks at pie*

*looks at throne*

*looks at pie*

Mmm... Conor.

Don't eat that.

[Conor Colton]

Why not?

[Fawkes]

*throne giggles*

Just... just don't.

In fact... you should probably get rid of it... as soon as possible.

[Conor Colton]

Okay, but can I get a reason before I do?

[Fawkes]

Mmm...

*scratches head uncomfortably*

Let's... uhm...

Let's just say that eating that pie might count as a minor form of cannibalism.

[Conor Colton]

*Throws pie away at the speed of light*

Okay, who did your throne kill to make that?

[Fawkes]

*pats throne disappointingly*

*it purrs happily*

He seems rather reluctant to tell me that.

[Conor Colton]

So your throne actually does hate me then?

[Rocky]

Wow. That's all there is to it.

[Fawkes]

*prods throne with fork*

*it squees*

*stares off into distance for a moment*

No... No, I don't believe it does.

The customs of the Thronians are quite strange.

I do not pretend to understand them...

*stares at throne for a moment*

[Conor Colton]

Thronians?

You're pulling my leg aren't you Fawkes?

[Fawkes]

*staring off into distance in thought*

*snaps back*

What? No. Of course not.

I don't even like legs.

You don't know about the Thronians?

The vast Thronian Empire?

King Throne who sits on his throne made of Thrones?

COME ON NOW, CONOR.

WHERE DO YOU THINK ALL THE CHAIRS COME FROM?

[Conor Colton]

hmmmmmmm, you may have a point there

*ponders*

[Fawkes]

CONOR LOOK AT ME.

LOOK AT ME NOW.

[Conor Colton]

WHAT?!

[Fawkes]

...oh.

Nothing.

Sorry.

How are you today?

[Conor Colton]

......Fine, I guess

[Fawkes]

PONI~

[Fawkes]

PONI~

[Fawkes]

Oh, that's good :3

I'm good too.

It's so GOOD that we're both so GOOD.

GOODNESS!

CAN YOU FEEL ALL THE GOOD IN HERE CONOR?