Last post wins

[Conor Colton]

Fawkes are you feeling alright?

You don't seem, well, like yourself right now

[Rocky]

He is NEVER himself, you know.

[Fawkes]

*whispers*

I had ta claim the 5,000th post :3

AND YOU HELPED ME, DEAR CONOR!

TEA AND CRUMPETS ALL AROUND!

*flings tea and crumpets everywhere. EVERYWHERE*

[Conor Colton]

I know but he's just acting a bit, out of character

Edit: Fawkes you deceiving little, DECEIVER!

[Fawkes]

He is NEVER himself, you know.

The levels of truth in this statement are ASTRONOMICAL!~

PREPOSTEROUS!

[Conor Colton]

I feel used man :^(

[Rocky]

The levels of truth in this statement are ASTRONOMICAL!~

PREPOSTEROUS!

So, I was right?

[Fawkes]

....do you want a hug, Conor? >:

[Fawkes]

So, I was right?

More right than left!~

BLASPHEMY!

[Conor Colton]

NO!

........*sniff* yes

[Fawkes]

Awwwwh, okay >:

*stands up from throne*

*brushes off the seat*

Come sit on Throney.

He gives the BEST hugs~

[Rocky]

*Holds back laughter*

[Conor Colton]

Uh, okay....

*Sits on throney*

[Rocky]

Wait, why does Conor get one, and not me!?

[Fawkes]

Awwh, you can come and sit on Throney too if you want Rockzy.

Throney doesn't care how many hugs he gives~ :3

[Conor Colton]

So, I'm on the throne, what now?

[Rocky]

Thank you Throney! Now, Conor has saved me from typing a question. (Don't tell me it was a trap of some kind... Putting it together with that pie... This might not be a good thing)

[Fawkes]

Oh. Okay.

So... all nice and comfy and what not?

Lean back. Lay your head on the headrest.

That's real leather you, know?

But yeah. Anyway.

*Throney's armrests wrap around Conor and Rockzy, holding them in place*

NOW... YOU DIE!

[Conor Colton]

Oh for god's sake!

This again!

Don't tell me you're still angry about the whole death thing!

[Rocky]

Wait, aren't I in that chair too?

[Fawkes]

Wait, aren't I in that chair too?

FIX'D :3

Nah, I'm just pullin' yur tail :3

*Throney loosens up his grasp*

*Throney purrs*

Murder is more Penumbra's area of expertise anyways~

[Conor Colton]

Can I still sit on throney though, it's really comfy here.

[Rocky]

*Still a bit nervous*

[Noedig]

Oh, that's good :3

I'm good too.

It's so GOOD that we're both so GOOD.

GOODNESS!

CAN YOU FEEL ALL THE GOOD IN HERE CONOR?

Have you noticed this comment is the 5000th, Fawkes? Congratulations!

[Fawkes]

Yes!

Feel free to enjoy Throney's comfortable comfort to thee heart's content.

Just... Just don't tickle him under the left armrest.

Only the right one. He hates the left.

I'M OFF TO FIND SUSTENANCE.

WISH ME LUCK.