Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSHOMIGOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH!!! My Christmas wishes keep coming truuuue~AND IT ISN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS ANYMORE.Oh JOYOUS Frabjous Day! Link to comment
Appliance Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Penumbra calls Bull.All he hears is bad horrible things.Stuff that would make baby puppies cry. ............I smell of FetaMaybe someone deserves punishment, then.Retribution for foul words. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Really?REALLY?Grand reunion goin' on and UHP! everypony is suddenly off to bed?*HUFF*Sad, sad, saaaaad >:[ Link to comment
Penumbra Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Maybe someone deserves punishment, then.Retribution for foul words....... You're not on about Penumbra are you?He needs no punishment.He's a good pony. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Maybe someone deserves punishment, then.Retribution for foul words.Oh nonsense, nonsense, nonsense!YOU remember dear ol' Penby, Appy!Such a joker!Such a jester!Such a clown!*ruffles Penby's mane*He's really such a precocious tyke.Always coming up with interesting stories and such~ :3 Link to comment
Penumbra Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 At night i can still hear them.Screaming.But those are just stories.Just old fables. Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Or are they, Penumbra? I will see you tonight, just remember... I can't visit if you close the closet all the way... Link to comment
Appliance Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *reaches for flamethrower*Oh, yes.I remember him.And then this thread became too much and I had to flee.And he took over.He's like the Discord to my Celestia.But no. I meant you too.:} Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 .........He's like the Dis--...To your...*cough**tidies mane*Right. Of course. Of course, of course.ANYWAY.I know you meant me being that Penby was trying to tell dirty, filthy, raunchy, rowdy lies about Fawkesy.WHICH I SHALL NAUT STAND FUR.But all the same, I was about to say...If the offer still stands, perhaps I will take that round of punishment :3It's been far too long since I've been properly...*whispers*Punished~ Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Oh, we can't have you enjoying your punishment, Fawksey, no...*hands a chalice of mercury tainted wine*Drink up, your punishment will come soon after. Link to comment
Halide Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 ...Welp, time to place bets to see if this thread reached 5000 pages / 10 000 posts. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Oh my!Mercury!How silly!My dear, dear Noah. Of alllll the potential poisons you could've chosen.Really now. I thought you knew me so much BETTER than that.So saddening...*takes chalice**sips lightly**swishes around mouth**swallows**pours rest atop mine head*I am of the line of Hatta, my precious pony.The craft of the top hat is mine game.And what lovely, luminous, liquid is a very important part of hat making, you ask?*flips top hat upon head*The facilitator of fiendish fancies and maker of maniacal madnesses!Why MERCURY of course, my silly chap!Mine blood is practically a QUARTER mercury!My silly Noah. How I've missed you~ But really now, about that punishment... :3 Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Ah, yes. I should have guessed.Now then.*Hands a chaliced of wine, now tainted with Iodine powder*I do believe that this one should work. Link to comment
Appliance Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 If you're to enjoy it, then that won't be a punishment at all.Hmm.. something truly cruel, to strike fear in your heart.. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *takes Iodine chalice*Ah, much better!THIS is how you poison a Fawkes~*goes to sip, but stops short*NONsense, my dear Appy!The punishment is all in the eye of the beholder and whatnot!*swings chalice, moving hooves animatedly as I talk*Whips and chains and iron coffins and such!*wine spills this way**WINE SPILLS THAT WAY*All are fitting punishments for a misbehaving Fawkes... they all uhm... strike fear... into.. *giggle* ...my heart :3*goes to sip wine**chalice is empty*Oh dear...SOMEONE HAS DRUNKEN ALL THE GENEROUS WINE YOU GAVE ME, NOAH.HOW PREPOSTEROUS! Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *refills it*Next time, care to not spill it? Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 .........NOAH! QUICK!LOOK OVER THERE!APPY IS MOLESTING PENUMBRA!*pours chalice into potted plant**throws chalice into distance*Uh oh!I dropped my chalice by accident onto this conveniently placed potted plant...Then... my chalice jumped up and soared into the sunset...Ohhhh nooooooooooooo!*poker face*:I Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Oh, Fawkes... Dear, sweet fawkes...*hands Fawkes another chalice*You must try not to be so obvious in your lies.*fills the new chalice*Now drink up... Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 ...*looks down at new chalice**grimaces*Where in the world do you even carry these things...Hmmm...*wanders over to Penumbra*HEY!PENUMBRA!Do me a favor and tell me if this is poisonous~!*pries open Penumbra's maw**pours in wine* Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 My dufflebag, of course!*Hands fawkes a new one, fills it up*Don't be such a baby; drink it. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *reaches for flamethrower*Oh, yes.I remember him.And then this thread became too much and I had to flee.And he took over.He's like the Discord to my Celestia.But no.I meant you too.:}We're enemies?Like Holmes and Moriarty?Hannibal and Agent Starling? The Doctor and The Master?...*looks down at new chalice**grimaces*Where in the world do you even carry these things...Hmmm...*wanders over to Penumbra*HEY!PENUMBRA!Do me a favor and tell me if this is poisonous~!*pries open Penumbra's maw**pours in wine**Splutter*Thud..................*Gag..........I...see a .....light Link to comment
Fawkes Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *takes chalice**watches Penumbra flail and sputter*Hmm...Well... I do enjoy seeing lights quite a bit.*stares at wine**stares at Noah**stares at wine**stares at Noah*WHY DON'T YOU DRINK IT, MISTER FANCY DUFFLEBAG PONY >:[ Link to comment
Bronies For Life Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 *chug, chug, chug*............Ha.I have spent the last three years building up an immunity to iodine powder. Now you. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Why is no one helping me............*Stops moving Link to comment
Appliance Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 We're enemies?Like Holmes and Moriarty?Hannibal and Agent Starling?The Doctor and The Master?Oh, yes.But I would be The Master.Anyway.*brings Penumbra back to life*Do try to stay alive, won't you?You too, Fawkes. I'm off to bed. Link to comment
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